Random Quotes -4/13/04

~You taste deathly minty-fresh!~ -Josh

~I'll poor baby whoever I want, bitch.~ -Sarah (said to Josh)

~Next time I smell your breath, that's the response you're getting.~ -Josh

~OMG, men are sooooo hot!~ -Josh (I'm not asking...)

~You psychotic little berry kix cappen monkey tabouli!~ -Sarah

~Peanut Butter Lard Tuna?~ -Josh (After I said "pblt!")

~You scare me...freaky freaky freaky little freaky freak thing.~ -Josh

~Dude, you're getting a small secluded valley!~ -Sarah (making fun of Josh for mistaking the definition of "dell".)

~But it just seems so..falsely polite...I dunno. I guess I'm just a rude little girl.~ -Sarah

~A plaugue upon them.~ -Devon

~I wonder how long it would take a spider to devour your arm. 'Bout as long as it would take for me to chew Dave's arm off, I guess.~ -Josh

~You disturb me to the very core of my being.~ -Josh (said to me)

~Frodo, stop playing with the napkins.~ -Brad

~International Jew Party!~

~No Dave, we're not the CIA.~ -Brad

~Okay, if we can just stop the back and forth insults please.~ -Brad

~Right, Dave and Josh are just insulting each other, so me and Leigh are actually having the meeting. And Sarah is just there.~ -Brad

~No, you're more of the joker than the jokee.~ -Leigh

~Hey, even broken clocks are right twice a day!~ -Danielle F. (our classroom clock is [was] stuck at 11)

~Okay, so she's repairing technicians, and you guys are washing plumbers...~ -Mrs. D. (it's kinda funny, 'cause we're a level 1 class and none of us actually know Spanish.)

~I can't find my heartbeat!~ -Phil

~Ahh! She has weird bubbly things on her arm!~ -Amy

~Hey, if I'd done it right, this would've been the easiest quiz ever!~ -Ashley

~I'm not as stupid as I look but I know I'm stupid.~ -Danielle

~I may not be able to right, but at least I can spell.~ -Phil

~Hey look, it's Foil Man!~ -Joe

~NOOOOO!!! You have ruined my life!~ -Joe (after Danielle crushed Foil Man)

~Hey, just shut up and let me eat my shit in peace!~ -Danielle

~Dude, I'm a marijuana plant!~ -Danielle (after I pinned the hemp bracelet I was working on to the sleeve of her hoodie)

~They just spawned! Where did those other two come from?~ -Joe

~I'm like a mushroom. I sit in the dark and people throw poo on me.~ -Dad

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