Random Quotes

~Shut up, broken shoe freak.~ -Shreya

~Oh yeah, I made another death drawing.~ -Karen

~I'll savvy your face! With my fist!~ -Me (to Karen)

~Brain raper!~ -Josh

~Don't make me do something stupid like instigate the apocalypse.~ -Josh

~Poor Joe. I actually feel kinda bad for him. Wait...no...that's indigestion.~ -Josh

~If you could smack people through your computer, I would be frightened.~ -Devon

~Can you send me the death pictures?~ -Sarah

~They neutered G-d!~ -Josh or Dave (Don't remember who.)

~Here Leigh, try this cracker. It tastes like cardboard.~ -Sarah

~My celery's dirty...do you want it, Sarah?~ -Leigh

~Okay, we need an idea that doesn't involve either strippers or mass orgies. Meaning, Josh, you can't talk.~ -Brad

~Josh, I know you want to see Schaffer in a bikini but the rest of us would prefer not to.~ -Brad

~Senora, you're like the Wicked Witch of the West!~ -Amanda

~Sarah, I'm so tempted to play with your hair!~ -Amanda

~Wait...how can you not believe in Spanish...?~ -Ariel

~Wait...spoon in the heart...?~ -Ariel

~Conchito goes like this...*snort!snort!*~ -Phil

~This is not a snorting matter!~ -Phil

~Joe 2! Joe 2! We need the menus!~ -Jess

~Jess, you need to fix your butt!~ -Rachel (giving Jess helpful hints for her *Babushka* props)

~That means you're calling her a slut, 'cause she has kids!~ -Sam

~I'll neuter you!~ -Joe (Sam said something about neuter nouns...and Joe's method of insults backfired)

~"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle."~ -?

~Okay, I'm being straight today.~ -Shreya

~Hehe, Ben's playing with his sack.~ -Shreya

~Woah, she just gave me a teenage girl look.~ -Sam

~Don't make me make you beat me upside the head with a PVC pipe!~ -Joe

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