Conversations With Brian

On Matt and Brian:

This is actually from a while ago, but oh well.

Me: well, my mom would probably find it a bit sketchy if I asked to go to the movies with two junior guys

Brian: just tell her that Matt's gay. Gay guys never hurt anyone.

Me: and you?

B: well...tell her that I'm friends with Matt. Friends of gay guys never hurt anyone.

On My Pants:

Me: you know, I'd really hate to have to take your shoes.

Me: but I will.

Brian: I might have to take your...hat

Me: what if I don't wear one?

Me: ever think of that, MELVIN?

B: I'll take your pants

Me: you know you want my pants.

B: which is why I'll take them

Me: and what, pray tell, would you do with my pants?

B: wear them

B: or give them to Shreya

B: depending on who they fit

Brian Without Pants #1:

Brian: that face better not be you imagining ME without pants

Me: ACK, bad images...

Me: did you really have to mention that?

B: ME WITHOUT PANTS

Brian Without Pants #2:

(this is a separate conversation from #1)

Brian: ME WITHOUT PANTS

Me: you really want to be pantless with a couple hermit crabs around?

Me: those things have nasty pinchers, dude.

B: this is the sound of me putting my pants back on

The Game:

Brian: you made quite the elaborate explanation of it

B: put failed to mention it was in THE BLACK SEA

Me: well, you NEVER TOLD ME THAT

Me: goose.

B: antelope.

Me: goose sounds sillyyier

B: buffalo.

Me: buffalo like a goose!

B: hippopotamus.

Me: hippo like a spider.

B: spider like a monkey

Me: monkey like a monkey lizard

B: monkey lizard like a I'm sick of this game

Me: game?

On Dave:

Brian: is Dave a punk who thinks that his quote page can compare to mine too?

Me: no

Me: he has no quote page

B: alright

Me: just you and josh and shreya

Me: I like Dave

On Brian's Quote Page:

Me: that's not exactly right down the street, hon.

Brian: but I run a lot.

B: and I've run past your house

B: and you just called me hon

Me: I call everyone hon

B: :-D

B: well ok

B: it made me happy I have my own quote page now

B: it's the lesser of the 3 quote pages for now but that shall change

B: it shall be the best quote page ever

Josh had quite a few things to say about that...

Pshhh:

Brian: you've never heard...like...the boonies?

Me: I've heard of the Boondock Saints.

B: pshhhh

Me: pshhh yourself

B: I've tried but it's better with you

Goose:

Me: are you back yet?

Me: goose face.

Brian: did you just call me goose face?

Me: you heard me

On Llamas:

Me: those llamas rock

Me: one of them spat on my shirt once

Brian: they do!

B: awwww

Me: if I spit on your shirt will I be awesome?

Me: um...no

Me: you will be slapped

Me: or something similar

B: awww

B: happy slapping or angry slapping

Me: "what the bloody hell are you doing" slapping

B: oh

B: well I'd tell you I was going to spit on you before I did it

Me: thats nice.

B: *spit*

Me: *slap*

B: *cry*

Me: *hug*

B: *smile*

Me: *rolls eyes*

B: *pokes eyes*

Me: *cries*

B: *hugs*

Me: *smiles*

On Brian vs. Skinny:

Brian: one question

B: am I skinny?

Me: no.

B: grrrrrrr

Me: that conversations from a while ago.

Me: before we knew you

B: well I'm still jealous

B: so I'm still grrrrr-ing

Me: don't worry, we still love you

B: we? is this a group thing now?

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