Conversations With Josh
Josh's Hero:
Josh: the soup nazi is my hero
me: I thought I was your hero
J: well, he's my backup hero
me: ok, good
J: in case you like die, or move to arizona, or something random like that
me: ok
J: eh, strike that arizona thing
J: you'll be my long-distance hero
Eating Dust:
Me: Can you throw away that paper flower there?
Josh: Sure. *takes bite out of paper flower*
Me: It's probably really dusty.
Josh: *coughs up piece of flower*
Me: *laughs hysterically as a cloud of dust comes out of Josh's mouth*
Sniffing Wire:
Josh: *sniffing wiring harnesses* These smell reeeeeally good.
Me: They smell like wire. *Hands Josh a Sharpie* Here, this smells good too.
Josh: No! I'll sniff wire but I won't sniff Sharpie's. That's where I draw the line.