Conversations With Shreya
Reading My Palm:
Shreya: Okay, count the lines between your love line and that line right there. *pointing*
Me: ...nine.
Shreya: That's the number of serious relationships you'll have before you get married.
Me: *laughs hysterically*
Shreya: I have three.
Me: Hey, one down.
Shreya: *laughs*
Me: Wow...nine...I better get started.
On Shreya's Kisses:
Shreya: *blows kiss*
Me: *eats kiss*
S: wtf?
Me: : D it was deeelicious
S: ooh, flavor?
Me: it was decidedly kiss flavored
S: and tell me, what do my kisses taste like?
Me: a KISS damnit, how much more specification do you need?
S: FINE.
Ditching Me:
Me: If you're late, you can blame me.
Shreya: Okay. Wait, that won't matter to them!
Me: Oh well.
S: Can I ditch you?
Me: No.
S: Can I give you a hug and ditch you?
Me: No.
S: I'm ditching you.
Shreya Land:
Shreya: Of course-who wouldn't have fun in Shreya...land?
S: *wink*
Me: I know I would.
S: I think that's one of the dirtiest things you've ever said to me.
Me: You brought it upon yourself.
S: Hey, I appreciated it.
Me: Hehe...this is now on my blog.
S: Oh no
On Shreya's Creativity:
Me: the creativity of your dirty mind shall never cease to amaze me
Shreya: aw, thank you love
On Rivers:
Shreya: I think I'm in love with Rivers.
Me: who's Rivers?
S: *screams*
Me: terribly sorry
S: RIVERS CUOMO, ONLY THE SEXIEST NERD ON THE PLANET!!!?
Me: um
Me: ok.
Ack...I'm a horrible fan...Rivers is one of the guys in Weezer!!! I am so disgusted with myself. Shreya says "'one of the guys in Weezer'?! I believe he's the god-like LEAD FUCKING SINGER"
On..."that girl":
Shreya: They told me that she's only friends with him because she thinks he's gay.
Me: What? Who?
S: Shut up!
Me: No, who? ——?
S: No! Shut up!
Me: ——?
S: Sarah! Come on, we're leaving. You're not safe to talk anywhere, are you?
Me: What?
S: *forcibly pushes me out of the room*
I was so confused...as it turned out, the person that Shreya was talking about was right across the room from us. She assumed I knew that. However, now I am the champion of putting my foot in my mouth. Go me!
Names were —— for a reason.
On Lo-Carb Ice Cream:
Shreya: I felt like I was eating frosting :-D
Me: lol
Me: I felt like I was eating chocolate italian ice
S: ALWAYS good
Me: yep
Me: cept I never really like italian ice
Me: but CHOCOLATE italian ice?
Me: that stuff kicks ass
On a certain kid in one of my classes:
S: Fuck him then. Figuratively, of course.
Me: Of...course...sure...hehe.
S: Well...I will fuck him FIGURATIVELY. And you can do whatever you want.
Me: roflmao
S: *coughwhorecough*
Me: Hey!
On Husky vs. Skinny (Skinny is the kid Shreya likes, husky is...Kuma. The husky.)
Me: They have a HUSKY!
Me: He's GORGEOUS!
S: like Skinny!
Me: no
(S: !)
Me: more gorgeous than skinny
Me: sorry
Me: but he is
Me: BEAUTIFUL
ME: I want to take him home
S: I want to take skinny home!
Me: hehehe
S: argh
Me: I said I'm sorry
S: I'm sure
Me: skinny looks slightly evil
S: *shrieks*
Me: Kuma only looks evil when he grabs his teddy bear by the belly and shakes it around, ripping a hole in it, and shaking it around some more, sending stuffing all over the room
S: yeah, see? skinny doesn't do that.
Me: lol
Me: well, skinny isn't a dog
S: we don't know that.
Me: skinny also doesn't lie down on the floor with his head in your lap demanding to get a belly rub
S: you are pure evil.
Me: you want skinny to do that?
S: no, but it'd help if he could
Me: lol
Me: skinny also doesn't kiss on command
S: I hate you I hate you I hate you
Me: I know, that was a bit too evil
Me: hehe
Me: you just go up and say "kuma, kiss!" and he licks your nose
S: well, I don't want skinny to lick my nose
Me: you know you do.
S: you can't prove that!
Me: hehehe...
Me: wanna bet?
S: no!
S: no! no no no
Me: roflmao
Poor Shreya was so offended.
On my *tragic* breakup with Shreya.
S: ok, sarah
S: it's the moment of truth time
me: yes'm?
S: whom do you love more?
me: you or him?
S: mm hmm
me: ummmm
me: I dunno
S: *eyes narrow*
me: I love you both for different reasons
S: *growls*
me: hey, don't get all possesive on me here...
S: I can leave it here, you know
S: end this thing for good.
me: no!
me: shreya!
me: don't leave me!
me: I didn't mean anything by it!
S: that's what they all say.
me: wait...there are OTHERS?
S: next you'll tell me that "its not what it looks like"
me: shreya?
me: you...you...SCHMUCK!
S: the others...before you...
me: you told me I was the only one!
S: um...(no I didn't!)...oh yeah?
me: yea!
me: that's it shreya!
me: it's over!
S: NO! it's not over till I say it's over
S: and now it's over.
me: fine!
S: but if you would like some aftermath sex, I'm all for it.
me: ok, I just choked on my Fruit20
You do realize that this last one was just us joking around...right?
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