Insaynings:

~I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.~ -Stephen Bishop

~If you walk backwards, are you going negative miles per hour?~ -Karen R.

~He is a self-made man and worships his creator.~ -John Bright

~He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.~ -Winston Churchill

~I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.~ -Clarence Darrow

~In commercials where the company says their product is better than the leading brand, wouldn't that make them the leading brand?~ -Karen R.

~Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I'll waste no time reading it.~ -Moses Hadas

~There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.~ -Jack E. Leonard

~I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.~ -Groucho Marx

~Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?~ -Mark Twain

~I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.~ -Mark Twain

~His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.~ -Mae West

~In a world where if kids are supposed to remember not to do this at home, there's always the park.~ -Karen R.

~Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go.~ -Oscar Wilde

~He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.~ -Oscar Wilde

~He has Van Gogh's ear for music.~ -Billy Wilder

~He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts...for support rather than illumination.~ -Andrew Lang

~Insanity is everywhere.You can't hide from it,and it can certainly can't hide from you.~ -Karen R.

~In a world where even websites have links to insanity.~ -Karen R..)

~I only made a mistake once in my life, when I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.~ -Poppa

~In a world where peoples named Karen are used as sun-blocks. aHEM! Whatever happened to a hat?~ -Karen R.

Hats are on my list of all things evil. That's what happened to them. -Sarah S.

~Where chips of chocolate look like little Hershey Kisses.~ -Karen R.

~Does the chewing gum lose its flavor in the bedpost over-night?~ -Poppa

~Where honking your horn in a traffic jam actually accomplishes something.~ -Sarah S.

~In a world where insane science teachers would rather have a burning class then lost papers.~ -Karen R.

~Where you can buy insanity in a bottle labled "beer".~ -Karen R.

~Where flying pigs are just another drunken hallucination of insanity. Oh look, there goes one now.~ -Karen R.

~Insanity, sweet insanity.~ -Karen R.

~I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.~ -Winston Bennet (hmm...I wonder why...)

~Where just rolling around will make you turn out okay...even if you're on fire.~ -Karen R.

~Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.~ -Anonymous

~Of course it's friendly!~ -Famous Last Words by Karen R.

~Insanity is a gene...I wonder where I got it from.~ -Carly H.

~What does this button do?~ -Famous Last Words

~Where being lit on fire is a unique way of motivation~ -Karen R.

~Where people order large fries, double cheeseburgers, and a diet coke.~ -Anonymous

~Where insanity is the universal language.~ -Karen R.

~I wonder where the mother bear is.~ -Famous Last Words

~Where fancy towered palaces often turn out to be business buildings.~ -Karen R.

~Where companies ship styrofoam packed in styrofoam.~-Anonymous

~Insanity is where the heart is.~ -Carly H.

~Where acting like evil cows bent on taking over the world is a part of everyday life.~ -Karen R.

~Are you sure the power is off?~ -Famous Last Words

~If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight.~ -George Gobel

~Where power outages are reported on TV.~-Anonymous

~He's probably just hibernating.~ -Famous Last Words

~Names can be misleading. That's why I never bother to learn them.~ -Sarah S.

~You know you're too stressed if you can hear mimes.~ -Anonymous

~In a world where brown tiger cats may indeed be tortoises.~ -Karen R.

~Where throwing paper clips at photographs of telephones is considered perfectly normal.~ -Sarah S.

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