Inside Jokes

All of these are inside jokes with me and my friends/family members. If you do not know me, don't bother reading the rest of this page unless you wish to become deeply confused. The names in the parentheses ( ) are the only people who should understand the jokes. Don't ask me what any of the jokes mean if your name is not in the parentheses. That would ruin the insideness of the joke.

~*Olive juice*~ (Shreya, Matt...Brian?)

~El Dictadora!~ (Shreya, Matt)

~You taste deathly minty fresh!~ (Josh)

~LIAR! MY Star Wars action figures, bitch!~ (Josh)

~Posse!~ (Karinia, Merry)

~GREENSLEEVES!!!~ (Carly)

~The Pancake Chainsaw Massecre.~ (Dave, Mr. R. And yes, Josh [you happy now?])

~Josh is a hobbit.~ (Josh, Dave, Joe, Zach, Leigh, anyone else who Dave or I have asked if they think Josh looks like a hobbit. He does.)

~It's all a conspiracy, Dave.~ (Dave)

~I don't care about you, I just wanted to know what you were doing!~ (Joe)

~Is it secuuuuuuuuhh?~ (Joe)

~It's all in here. *taps boot*~ (Leigh)

~Our goats collide, we hear them bleat.~ (Dan, Irina)

~Never trust a counselor with marshmallows.~ (Tina, Frog)

~Mr. Walsh was the 30th president.~ (Caitlin, Lindsay, Mr. Walsh, Mr. Walsh's 8th period class '02-'03)

~Mr. Walsh was the main cause of the Great Depression.~ (Caitlin, Lindsay, Mr. Walsh, Mr. Walsh's 8th period class '02-'03)

~I feel like I'm in America now!~ (Brooke, Sioned, Melanie, Sidney, Frog)

~You don't eat in the coat room, Allison.~ (Allison)

~When I am dead, I will huant this tent.~ (Frog) [note..."huant" is not a typo.]

~Ricist! / Are you a rice bigot?~ (Dan, Irina)

~Everybody go surfing...~ (Brooke, Sioned, Melanie, Frog, Sidney)

~You're stuck on an island with 3 foreigners for your counslers. And I'm stuck on an island with a bunch of American kids. Great.~ (Brooke, Sioned, Melanie, Frog, Sidney)

~And then I saw her countinance...~ (Lindsay)

~-I love my haircut.

-Your haircut sucks!~ (Joe)

~"Sugar-high Brooke will forever be

Everyone's favorite memory."~ (Brooke, Sioned, everyone in 'Float Your Boat' session 2)

~Squish!~ (Caitlin, Lindsay, Mr. W.)

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