My List of All Things That Will Someday Take Over the World

(dun-dun-duuuuuuuun!!!)

1. DVD's (they're replacing all of the VHS's!!!)

2. Braces (seriousely. a while ago not many kids had braces, and the ones who didn't would form a big group and surround some poor kid with braces and call him 'metal mouth' and whatnot. I bet in a decade or so all the kids with braces will form a big group and surround some poor kid without braces. would they call him 'whitey mouth'? and when one of the kids gets their braces off, the others will call him a traitor.)

3. Computers (is there anything they can't do?)

4. Crickets (have you SEEN those freaky Cricket phones commercials?!?)

5. Stupid fads (oh wait...those already HAVE taken over the world...)

6. Starbucks Coffee (What other coffee chains do you see across the street from each other?)

7. Spongebob Squarepants (I think there must be subliminal messages in those cartoons...how else could so many kids [and adults too!!!] be so obsessed with something so stupid?)

8. Atkin's low carb diet. My dad's on it. My mom used to be on it. My grandparents used to be on it. Hell, I'm on it. People call it a "fad diet" because it was originally designed for people who are really obese, not for people who just want to lose 10 pounds, but now people who just want to lose 10 pounds (like me...hehe...good ol' hypocrisy...) are on it. Go Atkins.

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