The Page of Josh!

(You know you love him.)

This is Josh's personalized page on my site. As this is my second attempt, he has not yet seen it, so I don't know what he thinks of it. Oh well. If it sucks...he can deal with it.

Yeah, he's a strange kid. Strange but cool. I've known him since about 4th grade, wasn't really friends with him until 8th grade. (Every Wednesday I went to the synagogue right after school, so did he, we were about the only ones there until 4:00 when hebrew school started...so it was kinda inevitable if we both didn't want to be bored out of our minds.)

It was later that year that he became a hobbit. Yom Kippur, beginning of 9th grade, I was standing outside the synagogue waiting for my parents to finish talking to people. This random kid comes up to me and says "Hey Sarah." And I'm thinking, "O..kay...who is thi-hey! Josh! What the hell did he do to his hair?" Bear in mind that the last time I had seen him, three months before, he had a buzz cut. And I said something to the effect of "Hey Josh! Wow. Cool hair." And then Joe comes up and says something like "Oh my god! He looks like a hobbit!" And it dawned on me...

Needless to say, this provided great amusement for me, Joe, Dave, Zach, and countless others at the synagogue for several months until Josh mutated into Kid With Shaggy Hair (poofy according to Grant). At one point he actually combed his hair, so he was a hobbit again, but then it eventually became shaggy/poofy until he cut it about a month ago. (pictures above...red shirt=after haircut, blue shirt=before haircut)

This is Josh's description of himself:

"Illegal in 37 states

Blatantly shoved down the throats of the other 13

And feared in Vatican City"

Select Quotes...what makes him Josh.

"I can quote like a beast."

-I AM THE Patron God of Mooses, Aardvarks, Archeabacteria, and Hawaiin Shirts.

-If I was going out with Brian or Matt, my mother would think I was gay.

-You just dont appreciate the finer points of my self-proclaimed fetal cuisine.

-Don't make me do something stupid like instigate the apocalypse.

-Poor Joe. I actually feel kinda bad for him. Wait...no...that's indigestion.

-OMG, men are sooooo hot!